can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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