Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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