Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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