The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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