check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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