i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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