i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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