do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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