party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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