He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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