I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I forgot wine drunk hurts
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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