I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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