just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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