everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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