Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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