Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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