Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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