It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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