im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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