Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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