I wanna passion pit in your ass
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
third nipple confirmed
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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