Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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