It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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