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If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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