we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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