I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
