tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wish you could order shots online.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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