And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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