walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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