Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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