I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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