why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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