He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
