I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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