Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
her vagine was all disorganized.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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