I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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