Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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