We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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