shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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