I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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