I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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