dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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