No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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