shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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