I want to have your abortion
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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