Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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