you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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