I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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