Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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