So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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