What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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