The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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