just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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