I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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