Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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