you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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