fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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