Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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